" enlist (in) "

 [ "enlisted" ]

1: People who hate officers because they couldn't go to college.

  * e.g.,  ... "I really hate officers. They have no right leading me. I'm enlisted, I work for a living! Even if they went to college and have been trained on how to lead us and there's probably a reason why the Army chooses to let such people be in charge... I'm still going to hate them because I'm mad I couldn't do that." 

 [ "re-enlist" ]

1: Re-enlist "verb"

  * e.g.,  ... Fresh into the Army. Pvt Joe Snuffy wants to re-enlist for six years.  

 [ "re-enlist" ]

2: The act of recommiting ones self to the armed forces.

  * e.g.,  ... Stop lossed E-5: Why the fuck do you want stay in the army? 

 [ "re-enlist" ]

3: Frequently done by retards just in the begining of their contracts who later end up deserting.

  * e.g.,  ... Joe: Military is done all I knew sarge. 

 [ "re-enlist" ]

4: see also: derisive logic

  * e.g.,  ... E-5: Why don't you get out and go to college or something? 

 [ "re-enlist" ]

5: see also: masochism

  * e.g.,  ... Joe: I don't have to much of them done book smarts. 

 [ "enlistment cock" ]

1: Enlistment cock (n) is the penis of a man who currently is, or has been enlisted in the US military. Any officer is not included in this, as they are commissioned into the military and not enlisted.

  * e.g.,  ... (Person 1): Hey John, did you ever hang out with that hot Air Force Captain? 

 [ "Enlisted" ]

1: Someone who just joined the Trainee Corps of Attack on Titan. They are usually not very smart.

  * e.g.,  ... Sir, can I please skip training? I have done Enlisted too many times before and I really don't want to do it again can you please just rank me up? 

 [ "re-enlist" ]

1: To sign a contract AGAIN for the armed forces, refer to motard. To destroy your life for another 4 years.

  * e.g.,  ... Cpl Randy just re-enlisted, someone kick him in the head 

 [ "Junior Enlisted Warrior (J.E.W.)" ]

1: A term brought in to use by the United States Marine Corps in Mid 200 The term was to be used as a substitute for the "suppossed" derogatory term used for new Marines before(See: Boot).

  * e.g.,  ... "Junior Enlisted Warrior (J.E.W.)" 

 [ "Junior Enlisted Warrior (J.E.W.)" ]

2: Like most other tems in the Marine Corps, this phrase has been shortened into an acrynom for easier use in every day speech or insults. In haste to make change to hundreds of years of tradition, this term failed to be propperly eddited; resulting in all new Marines (ie: boots)to be refered to as "JEWS"

  * e.g.,  ... (1)"dude, we're not suppossed to call the new guys boots anymore!" 

 [ "air force oath of enlistment" ]

1: US AIR FORCE OATH OF ENLISTMENT

  * e.g.,  ... air force oath of enlistment 

 [ "air force oath of enlistment" ]

2: I, (State your name), swear to sign away 4 years of my life to the

 [ "air force oath of enlistment" ]

3: UNITEDSTATES AIR FORCE because I know I couldn't hack it in the Army,

 [ "air force oath of enlistment" ]

4: because the Marines frighten me and I am afraid of water over waist deep. I

 [ "air force oath of enlistment" ]

5: swear to sit behind a desk. I also swear not to do any form of real

 [ "air force oath of enlistment" ]

6: exercise, but promise to defend our bike-riding test as a valid form of

 [ "air force oath of enlistment" ]

7: exercise. I promise to walk around calling everyone by their first name

 [ "air force oath of enlistment" ]

8: because I find it amusing to annoy the other services. I will have a better

 [ "air force oath of enlistment" ]

9: quality of life than those around me and will, at all times, be sure to make

 [ "air force oath of enlistment" ]

10: them aware of that fact. After completion of "Basic Training" I will be a

 [ "air force oath of enlistment" ]

11: lean, mean,donut-eating, lazy-boy sitting, civilian-wearing-blue-clothes,

 [ "air force oath of enlistment" ]

12: Chair borne Ranger. I will believe I am superior to all others and will

 [ "air force oath of enlistment" ]

13: make an effort to clean the knife before stabbing the next person in the

 [ "air force oath of enlistment" ]

14: back. I will annoy those around me, and will go home early every day. So

 [ "air force oath of enlistment" ]

15: Help Me God!________________________________________SignatureDate

 [ "Hop on Enlisted" ]

1: Hop on Enlisted is a way of explaining being tased in the testicles while drinking Orange Juice and Toothpaste while being raped by a group of Black men

  * e.g.,  ... Torak:Hey Ajax Hop on Enlisted Ajax:Sure id Love to 

 [ "Hop on Enlisted" ]

1: Hop on Enlisted is a way of explaining being tased in the testicles while drinking Orange Juice and Toothpaste while being raped by a group of Black men

  * e.g.,  ... Torak:Hey Ajax Hop on Enlisted Ajax:Sure id Love to 

 [ "Enlisted" ]

1: A bag Game

  * e.g.,  ... Enlisted crashed again!